Special guest blogger: Jon's beard, part 2

Buon giorno, Jon's beard here, back for another day of reporting only the facts.

Today, I'll keep it brief. The topic: a visual tour of the camper van that Jon and Cam call home.

The campervan is basically a Transformer. A robot in disguise.

It has three main formats:

1. Traveling format

2. Eating/cribbage format

3. Sleeping format

Here she is in traveling format. Note the surfboards fit nicely in the "hallway."

Here she is in eating/cribbage format. Cam is taking a short break from kicking Jon's ass in cribbage. Note the hanging coffee sock next to the map, as well as the Bluetooth speaker that turns the iPhone into a mobile stereo. If this beard had to pack only three things on a camping trip, it would be 1. Coffee sock 2. Bluetooth speaker 3. A Tom Robbins book

Here's Jon worshipping the coffee sock.

And finally, here is our campervan in sleep format. The bed is behind the map and cribbage table and folds down nice and level. Juuuust the right level of firmness.

Seconds after this photo was taken Cambria lifted the curtains and blinded her husband with the morning sun.

She is just now slowing down on the giggling, and Jon can just now see the keypad on the iPhone.